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⚠️WARNING⚠️

Your brain may be secretly sabotaging your happiness, stealing your peace, and keeping you trapped

— and it’s been doing it for decades.

(It's NOT your fault though.)

These 9 "brain glitches" are the reason why you're stuck — overthinking, endlessly comparing, and still feeling miserable... 

…even when everything should be perfect.

For the first time, a groundbreaking email course reveals the hidden mental "bugs" hijacking your joy — and gives you the science-backed "override" switch delivered directly to your inbox. 


 What you’re about to discover may challenge everything you think you know about your mind, your emotions, and your definition of “happiness.” 


And it may also be the most important turning point of your mental and emotional life.  

But before I tell you
more about THIS email course, 
 let me ask you:

You get home, drop everything, and just… sit there.

No music. No noise. 

Except maybe sa kapitbahay mong hindi pa rin tapos mag-videoke. (Sa bagay… wala pa namang 10pm.  ) 

But another sound cuts through. 

A noise from a far more familiar place: 

Your head. 

It screams — and no matter how hard you try, you can’t switch it off.

So you grab your phone, hoping for a distraction... but instead, you're hit with it. 

Perfect photos of lives that seem effortless. 

Friends who are “living their best lives"... flaunting beach bodies, new cars, business breakthroughs... all while you're sitting there feeling…

 

LESS THAN.
🥺

That's when the familiar, sickening squeeze hits your chest. 

That quiet, venomous whisper in your ear… 

“What’s wrong with me?”

“I should be happy for them… but why do I feel jealous?”

“Bakit parang ako na lang ‘yung naiwan?”

“Ginagalingan ko naman ah? So why am I still stuck?” 

You know you shouldn't compare... 

You try to be happy for them... 

But you can't escape the crushing weight of feeling left behind. 

You spiral into a storm of overthinking, replaying every mistake, judging yourself relentlessly, and wondering if you're just destined to feel stuck like this forever. 

But what if I told you that…

…it's NOT your fault.

That you’re not broken. 

Nor lazy. 

Nor ungrateful. 

You see… 

That brain of yours — the one making you feel like garbage right now — is actually doing exactly what it was designed to do… several thousands of years ago. 

Basically, it still operates on ancient programming — code designed for surviving saber-toothed tigers, NOT for thriving in the modern world. 

This "old code" manifests as 9 INSIDIOUS, INVISIBLE GLITCHES silently wreaking havoc on your mood, hijacking your energy, shattering your focus, and stealing your joy. 

And every single day you allow these glitches to run unchecked is another 24 hours your own mind is actively working against you... slowly eroding your peace, dimming your light, and cementing your status as "stuck." 

The sad part is this:

Most people will live
 their entire lives held hostage by 
 these brain glitches 
 …and never even know why.

The frustration.

The constant feeling of "not enough." 

The endless hamster wheel of worry. 

They'll just accept it as "their lot in life." 

Never knowing that the real villain was their own glitching brain. 

😭😭😭

Chronic stress, and a world built for survival mode have hardwired these 9 invisible mental patterns to take control behind the scenes. 

They are the hidden architects of your unhappiness, forcing you (and everyone else) to:

😩 Chasing empty goals that leave you feeling hollow  

😩 Feeling numb or dissatisfied, even after achieving something you desperately wanted  

😩 Endlessly comparing yourself to others and feeling like you constantly fall short 

😩 Getting trapped in punishing loops of self-blame and regret for hours (or even days)  

😩 Unconsciously sabotaging your own success and happiness when you get close 

😩 Questioning and doubting your own peace and joy the moment it shows up

And no. 

These aren't just "bad habits" you can easily break. 

They are powerful, built-in DEFAULT SETTINGS which is precisely why "The 9 Brain Glitches" email course was urgently created. 

You can finally expose these hidden glitches, see the manipulative patterns they create in your life, and, most importantly… gain the power to OVERRIDE them using potent, science-backed tools that deliver real results. 

And if you’re tired of “fake fixes” that never work, I have good news for you: 

This battle-tested system is for smart, frustrated individuals like you. It's built on cutting-edge neuroscience and timeless faith, offering a real solution, not just theory. 

So if:

  • You feel like you're constantly battling your own thoughts and emotions, and you're exhausted from the fight. 

  • You've achieved success, hit major milestones, but that persistent feeling of "not enough" still gnaws at you.

  • You find yourself spiraling into comparison, overthinking, or worry, even when you desperately want to stop.

  • You've tried other self-help methods, read the books, listened to the podcasts... but you're still stuck on the same frustrating merry-go-round.

  • You're DONE with temporary band-aids and demand a real, lasting transformation in how you experience life.

Then this is the BREAKTHROUGH you didn’t know your mind has always craved. 

It’s called:

THE 9 BRAIN GLITCHES

How Your Brain Sabotages Your Peace,
Your Progress, and Your Joy

i need THE 9 BRAIN GLITCHES EMAIL COURSE!!!

And no. 

This isn’t another one of those fluffy “jUsT tHiNk pOsItIvE aNd mAnIfEsT yOuR dReAmS” courses you see peddled by gurus who look like they’ve never had a real problem in their life. (I’m not saying na out of touch sila ah? Although…)

(Btw, just to be clear — I’m a Christ-committed follower. I don’t subscribe to New Age beliefs like “The
Universe is God, a god, or ‘The Source’. I don’t believe in manifesting what you want and all that.)

I’m not the type to slap you with motivational quotes on pretty pictures and call it a day.

What I am here to do is help you understand the actual mechanics of your mind — explained in plain, simple English (with a bit of Taglish thrown in ) — so you can finally see why you think the way you do, why you feel the way you do, and why you sometimes do things that, in hindsight, make you want to facepalm. 😅   

Inside this eye-opening
email course,
you’ll discover:

The sneaky mental trap where your brain convinces you that more stuff = happiness, even though every time you try it, you end up wondering “Why did I do this to myself?”

Why celebrating your progress feels impossible sometimes — and the three little tweaks that helped me finally enjoy my own victories.

The weird trick your brain plays to make you chase new highs forever. (Spoiler: This is the biggest reason why you’ve always been tired.)

Why you’ll NEVER feel as happy as you imagine after “getting it”, and what to do before you waste another minute chasing illusions.

How I stopped letting my mind bully me with “what if” nightmares and worst-case scenarios — without meditation, therapy, or pills (because who has time for that stuff anyway).

Why being physically “present” but mentally checked out is the silent productivity killer making you exhausted but feeling like you accomplished nothing — and the counterintuitive grounding exercise that snaps your brain back faster than a double espresso shot.

The sneaky mental illusion your brain uses to convince you that going over the same painful moments isn’t self-torture but “processing” — a noble quest to figure things out — when in reality it’s just a brain glitch that’s perfected the art of beating you over the head with the same old mistakes until you’re dizzy and hopeless.

That gut-wrenching moment when your meticulously crafted plans crash into reality like a toddler with a sledgehammer, and instead of stepping back and laughing, you spiral into hours of frantic emails, double-checking, and mental wrestling matches with fate, as if sheer willpower could rewrite the laws of nature.

Why you should NEVER trust your gut when it screams “I need this!”—and how I taught my gut a much-needed lesson with an embarrassing but hilarious story.

How your brain’s habit of scanning the world for “proof” you’re not enough quietly wrecks your happiness — and what to do when it happens.

The subtle reason why achieving your goals feels underwhelming — and the three mental tweaks that made me enjoy my wins longer (even the tiny ones).

How I trick my brain into liking what I already have — even when it’s screaming for something shinier, faster, or newer.

The dirty little secret about your “gut feelings” that make you obsess over everything that could go wrong — and how to put your brain on a leash before it drags you into a pity party.

How you can tell when your w__n___g m___ is silently wrecking your relationships — like when your partner is telling you something important, but you’re too busy mentally crafting your reply to your client or planning your next excuse. Plus, the surprisingly simple habit that saves the day before silence becomes a war zone.

How your inner critic secretly moonlights as a ruthless coach, drilling you day and night to obsess over every tiny slip-up like it’s the final exam in life, while simultaneously ignoring all the times you absolutely crushed it… because hey, why celebrate wins when you can obsess over every minor fail and turn it into a full-blown existential crisis?

The mind-boggling fact that you’ll spend hours rearranging your day, tweaking your morning routine, and micromanaging every email you send — all convinced you’re steering the ship — while the universe laughs in the background because the traffic jam, the Wi-Fi outage, and your client’s no-show are doing whatever the hell they want, and you have zero say.

Why you should NEVER trust your gut when it screams “I need this!”—and how I taught my gut a much-needed lesson with an embarrassing but hilarious story.

Why your brain often turns your biggest wins into weird little disappointments — and how to flip that switch back to joy without trying harder.

How your brain’s built-in “bounce-back” system can be both a blessing and a curse — and how to make sure it works for you, not against you.

The dark secret your brain doesn’t want you to know — and why most “happiness hacks” are just fancy distractions.

What your brain is doing every time you replay that one awkward moment from 3 years ago — and the counterintuitive move that rewires your mind to stop torturing yourself with imaginary alternative endings that will never happen anyway.

The overly frustrating reason why you re-read the same two paragraphs over and over without remembering a single word — and the “mental leash” trick I swear by to lock down your focus so you actually finish books, emails, and projects instead of drowning in distraction.

The harsh truth that the loudest, most persistent voices in your head aren’t facts or truths — they’re just well-rehearsed lies your brain’s been telling itself so often it’s convinced you they’re gospel — and until you learn to recognize these mental con artists for what they are, you’ll keep getting sucker-punched by the same old narratives dressed up in convincing costumes.

How your brain turns you into the world’s most exhausting puppeteer, jerking invisible strings you think you control, when really you’re just a marionette dancing to the rhythm of luck, timing, and other people’s chaos — yet you still puff up with pride every time you “fix” something that was never yours to fix in the first place.

Why the honeymoon phase of any new “dream thing” always fades faster than you think — and what to do when the dopamine rocket burns out.

The hidden trap that makes you doubt your own path — even when deep down you know you’re exactly where you need to be.

How I almost lost my mind chasing bigger thrills — until I discovered the hidden secret behind lasting happiness.

What almost no one knows about why you overestimate future joy — and the simple daily habit that keeps you grounded and genuinely grateful.

The one cold, hard truth about why most “positive thinking” advice fails — and the slightly dark, brutally honest approach I use instead to silence my brain’s incessant doom alarms.

How Brain Glitch #6 almost made me lose a client who took six months to pay (and why my overthinking “what if” palace kept me stuck instead of letting me cut ties sooner) — plus the no-BS mindset switch that saved my sanity and business from spiraling into chaos.

Why on earth the hardest person to forgive isn’t the jerk who wronged you, but that relentless little voice in your head that rewinds the fight on loop, nitpicking every word you said and wasn’t brave enough to say… playing prosecutor, judge, and executioner all at once, silently making sure you suffer way longer than anyone else ever could.

How your mind builds elaborate mental castles of “if onlys” and “what ifs,” where every decision was perfectly made, every conversation flawlessly executed, and every outcome exactly as you wanted — a fantasy world so detailed and seductive that reality feels like a disappointing knockoff.

The subtle art of chasing the wrong goal—and how that one little mistake can secretly shape your whole life narrative without you noticing.

The strange way your mind uses other people’s stories to rewrite your own — and why most of those stories are missing the messy parts.

The frustrating truth about happiness that no one warns you about — and the simple mindset shift that finally helped me break free.

How I learned to slow down and actually taste the good moments — even the small, everyday ones — instead of rushing to the next shiny thing.

The painfully simple daily habit that keeps you from falling into the “next big thing” emotional trap — and makes you realize happiness isn’t a moving target.

How your brain loves to replay your worst moments on a loop, and the simple but savage method I use to hit “pause” before I start pulling all-nighters over stuff nobody cares about.

Why your mind loves to sneak away during meetings, emails, or even casual convos with your crush — and the simple but ruthless strategy to pull it back fast before you end up looking like the office zombie who’s “here” but totally checked out.

That maddening urge to say, “Okay brain, stop thinking about it!” and then suddenly your thoughts stage a full-on rebellion — turning your mental “quiet time” into a chaotic mosh pit of the same old worries, except now with extra volume and a few surprise guests called Panic and Doubt crashing the party… and you realize maybe telling your brain to shut up is about as effective as telling a toddler not to throw a tantrum.

The insane logic that convinces you to keep flipping that coin, tweaking that pitch, refreshing that inbox, or rearranging your to-do list one more time, because surely this time, your “strategy” will magically bend chance to your will — ignoring the glaring truth that no amount of overthinking can control randomness.

The three simple things I do now to outsmart my brain when it starts nagging, “But you really want this!” — like a manipulative toddler who knows exactly how to wear you down.

The sneaky mental glitch where your brain mistakes “better than me” for “I’m not enough,” and why that little voice is basically a troll in disguise.

How that brand-new thing you bought gave you a thrill for about 3.7 days (more or less) — and why your brain is secretly rigging the happiness game against you.

The emotional “gap” your brain creates between expectation and reality — and the secret mindset that closes it before disappointment sets in.

The counterintuitive, almost cruelly effective habit that rewires you to laugh at criticisms and insults instead of drowning in them.

The one frustrating, endless loop your brain gets stuck in when it drags you into negative memories, regrets, and worst-case scenarios — and the no-nonsense mental hack I use to break the cycle before it turns my whole day into a trainwreck of stress and self-doubt.

The brutal reality that trying to “just focus” when your mind is stuck on repeat is like trying to run a marathon through quicksand — no matter how hard you push, you’re exhausted, going nowhere, and every step feels heavier because your brain refuses to let go of its mental hamster wheel… and you’re left wondering if concentration is just a myth invented by productivity gurus to torture us further.

That nerve-wracking, hyper-vigilant state where you’re scanning every conversation, every text message, every facial expression for signs of trouble — convinced that missing one detail means disaster — which ironically causes you to miss the whole point of the moment because you’re too busy playing detective in your own life.

Why “wanting less” is such a terrible piece of advice — and the secret middle path that’s way easier and more fun to live by.

The curious psychology behind why bronze medalists are happier than silver medalists — and what that means for how you should celebrate your own wins.

How I learned to slow down and actually taste the good moments — even the small, everyday ones — instead of rushing to the next shiny thing.

Why the “happiest moment” you’re dreaming of is actually a trap — and how to rig the game so you can finally enjoy what you have right now.

Why your brain is basically a drama queen that zooms in on the one tiny screw-up while ignoring the dozens of things you nailed — and the no-nonsense mental trick I use to shut that diva up before she ruins my whole day.

How to turn Brain Glitch #6 into a superpower instead of a curse — by scheduling this effortless “auto-pilot activity” during undemanding moments like showers or walks — so your brain gets its dopamine fix without stealing your productivity, peace, or relationships.

That surreal moment when your brain hijacks your “what if” daydreams, turning what could be harmless fantasies into a prison sentence — locking you into perfect alternate realities where you made better choices, had better luck, and lived a life that never existed — and meanwhile, your actual life, messy and complicated and real, gets shoved aside like an unwanted sequel no one asked for.

How to spot when you’re genuinely wanting something right now that your future self would hate — and the weirdly counterintuitive thing to do instead that feels like giving up but actually frees you.

How seeing the best versions of your friends’ lives rewires your brain to believe everyone else is winning — even when they’re probably crying into their third coffee of the day.

Why the “grass is greener” feeling never really goes away — and how to stop your brain from constantly upgrading its wishlist.

How your brain inexplicably insists on dragging you back to that one awkward, cringeworthy moment from years ago — replaying every word, every pause, every wrong thing you said — like it’s some twisted director’s cut of a horror movie starring you… and no matter how much you beg for a new scene, it keeps hitting rewind.

The time I wanted a “perfect” outcome so badly, I accidentally sabotaged it — and why you might be doing the exact same thing (without realizing it).

Each email does three things:

👉 Reveals a specific "Brain Glitch" — showing you exactly how it works through relatable stories and examples (many drawn from everyday Filipino life — including my own experiences).

👉 Exposes how it’s subtly sabotaging YOUR happiness, your decisions, and your peace of mind. 

👉 Gives you simple, practical, actionable steps you can take immediately to start outsmarting that glitch.

No B.S.

No “yOu NeEd To MeDiTaTe At 5aM iN tHe MoRnInG eVeRyDaY” advice.

Just real-world strategies that fit into your already jam-packed life — delivered straight to your inbox.

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

After finishing this course,
you may experience the
following side effects:

Waking up feeling a sense of calm, instead of that familiar dread or a racing mind.

Making decisions with more clarity and confidence, knowing you’re not being easily tricked by old mental habits.  

Enjoying your successes, big or small, without that immediate, nagging feeling of "what's next?" or "is this it?".

Feeling genuinely content with who you are and what you have, right here, right now — even if life isn't "perfect."

Having deeper, more honest, and less frustrating relationships (not necessarily romantic) because you understand your own mental patterns (and can now spot other people’s, too). 

Scrolling through social media without that sinking feeling of comparison or inadequacy.

Facing challenges with a newfound resilience, knowing that even if things go wrong, you have the tools to bounce back.

Finally feeling like you have a say in how you feel — instead of being a helpless passenger on an emotional rollercoaster driven by your brain’s outdated programming.

But to clarify…

The 9 Brain Glitches Email Course isn’t going to turn you into a robot who never feels negative emotions.

It’s not going to help you achieve 24/7 bliss. (Walang ganun.  )

BUT—

It will reduce the unnecessary suffering caused by these faulty mental patterns — so you have more energy for genuine joy, authentic connection, and a life that truly feels like yours.

“Sounds
comprehensive
AND
effective."


"Mahal siguro ‘to?”

Well… 

That’s a fair assumption.

I mean, considering what chronic overthinking, emotional burnout, and relentless self-sabotage are already costing you?

I wouldn’t blame you if you’re mentally ready to swipe your card and pay me ₱15,000.

After all, you’ve probably already spent more than that on self-help books, mindset courses, or coaching sessions that didn’t actually make you feel any happier or more fulfilled.

And even if they did help a little...

Let’s be honest — it didn’t last. 

🤷‍♂️

You eventually slipped back to your old baseline happiness (or lack thereof).

Now, here’s the best part:

The 9 Brain Glitches isn’t going to drain your bank account — it’s just ₱2,500.

Yep.

That’s it.

Although, truthfully?

The real price in my head was ₱5,000. 

But when I consulted my wife about it, she looked me dead in the eyes and said, “Mahal Ko, make it ₱2,500 so you could help more people. Pretty please?” 

(She’s got the soft heart in this relationship — clearly.)

And I agreed. 

A ridiculously accessible price for a complete mental reboot. 

For now.

I guess lasting peace shouldn’t be reserved for the privileged few.  

To make things
even better:

Your entire course is delivered straight to your inbox — one powerful lesson at a time. 

No clunky platforms.

No passwords to forget.

No pressure to “keep up.”

Just one email per day, packed with insight, clarity, and tools you can use immediately — all in a format that respects your time and mental energy.

Sign up once, and the course is yours for life. Revisit any lesson whenever you need a mindset reset. Go at your own pace. And slowly, steadily, build the kind of inner peace that actually lasts.

So... what happens now?

You can keep doing what you’ve always done. 

Brushing off the burnout.

Pushing through the spirals.

Trying to “stay positive” while your brain quietly runs on its original, destructive design.

Or...

You can interrupt the pattern — TODAY — and finally understand what's really been running the show.

The 9 Brain Glitches Email Course is here for this reason:

To help you stop blaming yourself for what’s been happening inside your head… and finally hand you the tools to take your peace, your clarity, and your happiness back.

And for its current price? 

It’s probably the best deal you’ve ever been offered in exchange for your peace of mind.

So…

If you're ready to feel different — think clearer — and finally stop being hijacked by old mental code…

Claim your spot now 👇👇👇

To your lasting happiness, 
Genius Porcupine

FAQs

Q: Is this course for me if I’m already a generally happy person? I'm not depressed or anything.

A: Absolutely! Think of it like this: even a brand-new car benefits from regular maintenance to run smoothly.

Understanding these brain glitches isn't just for when things are bad.

It's about building resilience, making even better decisions, deepening your existing contentment, and navigating life's inevitable ups and downs with more grace and less stress.

It’s about upgrading your mental operating system for peak performance, no matter your current state.

Plus, many of these glitches, like Brain Glitch #7 or Brain Glitch #9, affect our decisions and relationships even when we feel happy.

Q: What if I don’t have time to read every day?

A: Then don’t.

Seriously — it’s self-paced.

The emails are yours forever.

Open them as they come, or stockpile them like emotional Netflix episodes for when you're ready to binge-heal.

Q: Is this based on actual science, or is it more?

A: Great question! This course is grounded in solid research from neuroscience, psychology, and cognitive behavioral principles.

We’ll touch on concepts explored by leading psychologists and researchers.

However, I break it all down into plain, simple English (and a little bit of Taglish), with relatable examples and practical applications.

So, you get the science-backed strategies without the boring academic jargon.

Q: I’m incredibly busy. Sobrang daming ginagawa! Will I realistically have time for this?

A: I designed this course specifically for busy people like you (and me!).

Each email is concise, practical, and gets straight to the point.

We're talking about insights you can digest with your morning coffee and small, actionable steps you can integrate into your day without needing to block out huge chunks of time.

No hour-long videos or dense textbooks. Just quick, powerful lessons delivered to your inbox.

Q: I've tried other self-help books and courses, and they didn't really work for me. How is this different?

A: Many self-help approaches offer surface-level fixes or generic advice ("just be positive!").

This course is different because it helps you understand the underlying mechanics of WHY your brain does what it does.

When you understand the specific glitches — the faulty thought patterns — the strategies to overcome them become far more intuitive and effective.

We're not just putting a band-aid on the symptoms; we're addressing the root cause by showing you the "bugs" in your mental software.

Plus, it's tailored to be relatable and practical.

Q: Will this fix all my problems?

A: Nope. Just the ones your brain keeps sneakily creating.

Q: Will this course make me happy 100% of the time? Because that sounds unrealistic.

A: Walang ganun. And besides, that’s not the goal here.

Life includes a full spectrum of emotions, and it's healthy to experience them.

This course isn't about chasing a state of permanent, uninterrupted bliss.

It's about reducing unnecessary suffering caused by these predictable brain glitches.

It's about equipping you with the awareness and tools to manage your thoughts and emotions more effectively, so you can experience more frequent and more resilient happiness, navigate challenges with greater ease, and stop your own mind from being your biggest obstacle to well-being.

Q: Is this course suitable for someone dealing with serious mental health issues like clinical depression or anxiety?

A: While this course offers valuable insights and practical strategies that can complement mental wellness, it is not a substitute for professional medical or psychological diagnosis and treatment.

If you are struggling with severe mental health conditions, please consult with a qualified healthcare professional or therapist.

The information here can be a helpful adjunct to therapy by providing a framework for understanding common thought patterns, but it doesn't replace the personalized care a professional can offer.

Q: What happens after I sign up?

A: You’ll get a welcome email, and then starting the next day — one email per day, for 11 days.

Each one reveals a new Brain Glitch, explains how it's messing with your peace, and gives you actionable steps to start reclaiming your joy.

Q: What if I want a refund?

A: You won’t want a refund. 😏

But still…

This course is non-refundable — and that’s by design.

Why?

Because I poured real strategy, science, and soul into it. 

It’s not for people looking for a quick dopamine hit or a 2-day mindset vacation.

It’s for people who are truly ready to shift their mental operating system.

So if you’re not sure?

Read the sales page. Ask questions. Sleep on it.

But if you do decide to join?

Come in committed. 

The transformations only work if you do.

Q: What if I want a refund?

A: Nope.

The price will probably go up soon.

(You know it’s legit when I don’t even have to fake urgency with countdown timers.)

PRICE I WAS SUPPOSED TO SELL THIS: P5,000

PRICE TODAY: P2,500 ONLY

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